Become an Ordained Mermaid Minister @ The Seven Seas Mermaid Church

Tired of spiritual life being so... dry?
Pick up you SEASHELL and answer your calling!
Then dive into the Society of Ordained Mermaids!

You're a spiritual leader who knows that the best path to enlightenment involves a good current and maybe a shimmery tail. You've traded dusty pews for coral reefs and prefer your sacraments to be served on the half-shell.

Ordination Perks:
[ul][li]Official Certification: You earn the papers you need to perform ceremonies legally within the Mermaid community, providing your fellow mermaids with the actual wedding of their dreams. [li]Wig and Fin Allowance: No, not really. But you deserve it.[li]Advanced Water-Walking Skills: Just kidding! We leave that miracle to the other guys. We're better at floating and looking fabulous while delivering a sermon.

Our Motto: "Splash responsibly, preach divinely, and remember that glitter is mandatory!"
Join us, today and make your spiritual calling oceans deeper!